B.Y.O.G.

from Intervention by David's Van

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lyrics

My grandma was 80 years young
So I decided to show her some fun
I put her in her straightjacket and began to read
Her favorite book about The ABC’s
I hooked up her leash and led her to the car
This time i don’t have to use the crowbar
She asked, “where are you taking me?”
I replied, “to a slayer Concert, baby.”

I wake my grandma up at 5:30
I say I always like to arrive early
She asks “can’t I just sleep a little longer?”
I scream “get up! You ain’t gettin' any younger!”
We get into the car, and as we drive away
I ask if she would defend and serve the USA
She says “what are we doing?” looking quite wary
I give her camo and say, we’re joining the military

Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Oh come here so I can pinch your cheeks
Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
I'm baking a batch of cookies

It was a hot summer day back in July
My grandma and I were sweating so much we were gonna fry
She said to me “Can we find a place to cool down?”
I said “Yes, there is a place outside of town”
So we drove off into this certain area
When we got there, it was a massive hysteria
“Where did you bring me?” my grandma screeched
I replied back, “I brought you to a nudist beach”

Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Sweetie give me a kiss
Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Oh you look like you're almost as tall as your mother, sweetie

Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma
Go back for seconds you're looking a little skinny, boy
Bring your own grandma
Bring your own grandma